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Dining With Naomi

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Dear Fellow Felines:

Boy, did I get some great news after last month’s epic pantry raid! As I do every day, I was scrolling through our outgoing emails to make sure my staff of 80 was performing up to snuff. One in particular caught my eye and made my tastebuds somersault with joy: “Naomi is getting just a bit on the thin side so we have upped her food.” How many gals are told they need to GAIN weight? Or had their food ration doubled overnight?

Dietary Dilemmas

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Dear Fellow Felines:

By now we are all suffering from the diet resolutions made by our people earlier this month. I don’t know about you, but I am starving! Compounding my suffering is the fact that my staff instructs all new arrivals to leave no morsel of food within my considerable striking distance. Being the clever girl I am, however, I recently stormed the condo of two gorgeous tortie kittens by leaping over a volunteer’s shoulder and into their feeding station. I was swiftly apprehended.

Naomi’s Debut

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Dear Fellow Felines:

Welcome back to kitty paradise! Not much has changed since you left last spring. But be advised, there are still too many predators for us to be outdoor kitties. We have bobcats, coyotes, hawks, eagles, panthers, black bears, the occasional python, and at least one lynx. But who can complain?

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